whats the sleepiest mineral?
Ores and minerals are completely different things
dammit jim, im a comedian not a geologist
writing deep things on your cigarettes like “die young” or “why did they change aunt vivian halfway through fresh prince of bel air like did they think no one would notice”
Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica
my new siamese kitten came inside for the first time today
also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”
Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE
Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS
because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION
I am not awake. I am merely projecting the illusion of consciousness.
he looks so pleased
"oh look. look at this apple. it me"
horf horf horf
A tiger mother lost her cubs from premature labour. Shortly after she became depressed and her health declined, and she was diagnosed with depression. So they wrapped up piglets in tiger cloth, and gave them to the tiger. The tiger now loves these pigs and treats them like her babies.
I HAD TO… i felt forced.
Oh god that is so beautiful
I’M IN FUCKING TEARS
ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened
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