Landscapes, 2014 | by Anthony Samaniego
the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear
I woke up at one so I could finish the transmission swap in the Duster, buuuut I was tired so I got back into bed for “just a few more minutes.”
and then next thing I knew it was past four!
quentin tarantino could be quoted in an article like “i’m releasing my new movie, about space cowboys fighting aliens on jupiter, exclusively in one theater in the middle of nowhere in alaska” and i’d be like “i’m on my way”
*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor
Last year for Easter, we got these cool egg decorating kits, with markers, stickers, stencils etc.
I was trying to do an elaborate floral pattern on my eggs, but the stencil kept slipping. I got reeeeally distraught. More distraught than I had any right to be. But no matter how much I concentrated, I couldn’t get the stencil to stay in the right place.
I was having an eggs n’ stencil crisis.
I have found my new favorite post, and this be it.
#I’M LITERALLY CRYING ABOUT THIS HELMET AGAIN #EVERY TIME I SEE IT I JUST #WHAT IS THIS SHIT FOR #WHY IS THERE A POLICE SIREN ON TOP OF IT #WHAT IS THE ANTENNA FOR #BUT MOSTLY #WHY #WHY DOES IT SAY SPOCK ON IT IN GIANT LETTERS #LIKE TO LET THE REST OF THE CREW KNOW OH GOD HERE COMES THAT FUCKING IDIOT SPOCK AND HIS HELMET (x)
You can buy one on ebay:
hey science side of tumblr there’s a load of blood in my ear what’s up with that
I have the house to myself for a whole week!
I will probably sleep the whole time.
[imagines a character in the hands of better writers]
[imagines a scenario in the hands of better writers]
[imagines a whole show and concept in the hands of better writers]
[tardis sounds in the backgrouns]
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